Plastic Man (Kinks)

A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no-one know he really is a
plastic man.

He's got a plastic heart and plastic feet and toes.
Yeah, he's plastic man
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
Yeah, he's plastic man
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic thighs

Plastic man, got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic feet don't look the same,
yeah yeah yeah.
Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
Can't disfigure or disgrace
Plastic man.

Ra pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa,
Aah pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa.
Aah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah,
He's got plastic flowers growing up the wall,
Yeah, he's plastic man,
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and a fork,
Yeah, he's plastic man
He's got plastic cups and sorcers 'cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy from a plastic plate.

Plastic man, got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic feet don't look the same,
yeah yeah yeah.
Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
Can't disfigure or disgrace
Plastic man.

He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
Yeah, he's plastic man
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad,
Yeah, he's plastic man
He's got a phoney smile that makes you think he understands,
But no-one ever gets the truth from plastic man.

Altogether
Ra pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa,
Plastic man.